Robert Firpo-Cappiello

Short Stories (Published in Roi Fainéant)

  • Miracle Missiles

    A coming-of-age story involving a Cold War-themed breakfast cereal, an attack on a neighbor’s dollhouse, and an underfed pet turtle named Doctor Smith. READ

  • There's Barf in the Pool

    A trashcan-Kierkegaard meditation on impermanence. READ

  • Rag Doll Heart

    A darkly comic interrogation of consumerism and toxic masculinity. READ

  • Love, Blood & Handball

    A pre-teen rom-com set on the streets of a working-class Catholic neighborhood at the height of the Cold War. READ

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The lyrics to Robert’s song “Screamin’” (from his novella “Beggars Rain”) are featured in RED HEADED WRITING: An Anthology of Grit Lit Incited by the Music & Lyrics of Willie Nelson, edited by Adam Van Winkle, from Cowboy Jamboree Press ($13.99).

Robert performs a high-energy set of his original “cabaret punk” songs in NYC venues including Freddy’s Bar, Rockwood Music Hall, Dixon Place, and Spark Theatre Festival. LISTEN NOW!